Whizzit clearly takes place in the 50’s so you’d think Fred and Polyethylene here would do what any parents would do in the 50’s. Give the baby a little whiskey, dress him in a coonskin cap and poodle skirt. Then they’d probably head over to the car hop and stuff themselves in a phone booth with fifteen greasers and then head home to have deviant sex. Probably in the newly discovered missionary position.
Nice site!