Smoke the Gay Away

Dinosaur Doctor

Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽

Polling Station

Cock ‘N’ Balls
cocknballsbonevoyage

After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices.  Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct.  When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends.  Will America grab Pussy or Cock?