Politics are so boring now. No candidates say or do anything interesting anymore. Remember the good old days of Calvin Coolidge and Estes Kefauver? Man those were some characters who had their long fingers in everything.
After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.” So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date. This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
Did this really have to be from “The Staff” at Cock ‘N’ Balls? Isn’t the comic enough!?! But really, this isn’t your Grandmother’s Cock ‘N’ Balls…It’s your Grandfather’s.
In memory of Hugh Grant’s passing, here is a klassic komik from Playboy, circa 1987. Wait. I was just informed that it wasn’t Hugh Grant, but Hugh Bonneville who passed away. Crap. Does that mean Uptown Abbey was cancelled too? Well, he lived upstairs just like Luka.
After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices. Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct. When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends. Will America grab Pussy or Cock?
Wait until you see the half-time show Vivisection has concockted. That’s right, concockted! Fuck you, Coldplay and Beyonce. It’s time for a real extravaganza.
I think the ex-linebacker should pound something other than the mattress? Perhaps the dishwasher? I suppose the ultimate “irony” is that ‘Back in Denver months later, Missy discovered her pregnancy.’
And they say the chicks get all the hot Halloween costume get ups.