Month: October 2018

Shakespeare is Corny

Squiggles

  • All’s Well That Ends Well by Exxon
    • “When oil and fire, too strong for reason’s force,  O’erbears it and burns on.”
  • King Lear by Philip Morris
    • “‘Tis hot, it smokes.”
  • Henry IV by the NRA
    • “So cowardly; and but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.”
  • As You Like It by Koch Industries
    • “Of what kind should this cock come of?”
  • Henry V by Chick Fil A
    • “Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch’d”