In memory of Hugh Grant’s passing, here is a klassic komik from Playboy, circa 1987. Wait. I was just informed that it wasn’t Hugh Grant, but Hugh Bonneville who passed away. Crap. Does that mean Uptown Abbey was cancelled too? Well, he lived upstairs just like Luka.
This strip is six fucking years old. Back in 2011 a joke such as this was just that, a joke with no possibility of coming true. Now in Trump’s America, we have H.R. 3874 which would make this the law of the land. Wake up, sheeple! Call your representative and tell them in no uncertain terms that debtor cemeteries are only for immigrants and presidents.
After checking with both sides, something tells me Blacula is going to get the Shaft. Like always.
Fortunately for the US, Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General and not Secretary of the Treasury because it’s been proven repeatedly that treacle-down economics doesn’t work. Except in that porn sub-genre of “Diabetic Golden Showers.”
Whizzit that with many Movantik Moments making memories, Whizzit thinks mocking imodium might make for merriment? Fuck Frank!
We’re just winging it here and not trying to Sully a good name, but it looks like Sullenberger may now be flying for United.
Loosey Goosey may be politically correct in most ways, but as you can see in the comic strip he/she is eating duck or goose. What kind of cannibalism shit is that? Fucking shows you the hypocrisy of the left!
For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines). As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.
They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump. Here it is (Actual Size).
All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.
S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.
O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.
L) If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works. Check.
I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.
D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke. This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.