Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen (yes, we’re aware of the spelling!) lend me your ears. Gaius Dickus is an honorable man.
Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
I did a bit of googling on the Chinese characters in this strip. I imagined they said something profound. Instead, I think they must have been written by a tattoo artist.
Welcome to 1975 Squiggles. In 2045 Squiggles will also be in HD.
Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas. And the Festus in Festivus. And the Chewbacca in Chanukah. And the Satan in Saturnalia. And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus.