Dinosaur Doctor

Rest in Pieces

Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky?  Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?”  Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?”  I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!

This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

Rest in Pieces

My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones.  They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath).  After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street).  Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone?  anyone?).  Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums).  Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust.  By the way, I’m from Canada.

Cock ‘N’ Balls

From this image, it appears that Cock ‘N’ Balls are only flying at half-staff.

Squiggles

What’s funny about the man portrayed in this comic is that shortly after this, he appeared on Jay Leno with his collection of “amusingly shaped shits.”  Jay got huge laughs when he pretended to take a bite of the log that looked like Lindsay Lohan.  It probably tasted better than the real Lindsay.

Vivisection

Today we welcome a new strip named Vivisection.  It’s about a college biology professor who apparently teaches at the pre-veterinary school for short bus students.  Otherwise known as Western University of Health Sience.  Yes, they misspelled Science!

Squiggles

But where does Ben Folds fit in to this?

Dinosaur Doctor

Unsaid in this strip is the fact that our friendly dinosaur isn’t looking to join for the magic zombie worship.  He’s interested in becoming a priest so he can  abuse children with impunity.

Rest in Pieces

This is the result of a google search for Winking Vulva comics.  Please help Rest in Pieces rise to the top of this popular search.  Come on people, let’s SEO this bitch so that Lydia can win her rightful recognition.  Oh yeah, please go see “The Wicker Man” right away also or Nicholas Cage will lose another home.

Cock ‘N’ Balls

For some reason the “editors” of Cock ‘N’ Balls dedicated this comic to Tiger Woods on his return to the Masters.

Rest in Pieces

Move over oatmeal.  There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face.  Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract?  Just asking.