Squiggles

Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him.  Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.

Whizzit

Get well soon, Dick Cheney.  We hope you’ll be up and waterboarding strippers again soon.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button.  Now to see a real dick thread, click here.

Squiggles

Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.”  I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial.  At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.

Squiggles

And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired.  I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.  Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.

Concision

All we are saying is “Give War a Chance.”

Dinosaur Doctor

After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.

Sportorama

Sportorama freshens up their prescient classic in light of yet another new revelation.  What revelation you may ask?  The fact that “Tiger” Woods’ real name is Eldrick.  Really, it’s true.

Rest in Pieces

More and more details of Lydia’s past are coming to light.  And I have to admit, she is much more attractive as a juggalette.