Like the supreme court ruling, Whizzit is a a bit overdue with its trenchant commentary about marriage. If others choose to have a no-sex marriage, it doesn’t mean you have to.
Getting old can drive you batty!™ All rights reserved.
And yet Proust somehow still managed 300,000 words about his disappointing experience at mattress pounding. Just imagine if he had a sub-par visit to his local Chipotle? Little known fact: Proust loved Mexican food.
This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
When will the fat cats in Washington do the peoples’ work? It’s time for a constitutional amendment outlawing Homophonia!
Thankfully, NASA saved up a bit of money to send Lydia to Pluto along with New Horizons. She had a difficult brown time getting past Uranus.
I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.
This year marks the 30th!!! anniversary of “The Breakfast Club” and Baby Louie has always been a John Hughes fan. Or was it John Holmes? Whatever, same difference.
While cleaning out the basement, I was excited when I came upon this golden oldie. I wiped off my seminal fluid and decided to post it posthaste. Can you believe Squiggles has been going for over 7 years? Can you believe I used the word “posthaste?” Why am I using the first-person point of view?