I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.
This year marks the 30th!!! anniversary of “The Breakfast Club” and Baby Louie has always been a John Hughes fan. Or was it John Holmes? Whatever, same difference.
While cleaning out the basement, I was excited when I came upon this golden oldie. I wiped off my seminal fluid and decided to post it posthaste. Can you believe Squiggles has been going for over 7 years? Can you believe I used the word “posthaste?” Why am I using the first-person point of view?
Although this strip was published two years ago, it presaged the finale of “Better Call Saul.” Vince Gilligan is a loyal reader, so I’m guessing this is where he got the idea for the “Chicago Sun-Roof.”
Thanks to the huge outcry for more Loosey Goosey, we present another strip. This one is particularly appropriate for the start of the NCAA tournament. Just imagine Christian Laettner turning in slow motion (to “One Shining Moment”) and shooting a perfect turn-around out of his “waffle slot” to break Kentucky’s heart. Prime Time BayBeeeeeee!
We finally have a new strip to take a gander at. Like a DC Comic origin strip, we are introduced to Loosey Goosey, a transgander G to G goose. A denizen of Trinidad, Colorado, I can’t wait to see what monkeyshines (s)he’ll get into. Oh wait, did I say “can’t” because I meant “can.”
The answer is yes.
god is not dead
just terminally ill
let’s hope to be remembered
in his almighty will.