Throw the Parchment at Him

Squiggles

SquiggleRoman

Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen (yes, we’re aware of the spelling!) lend me your ears.  Gaius Dickus is an honorable man.




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Springtime for Hitler

Rest in Pieces

RipSpring

Lydia is having a Funky time.  Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti.  Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?




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Lost in Translation

Vivisection

ViviSideways

I did a bit of googling on the Chinese characters in this strip.  I imagined they said something profound.  Instead, I think they must have been written by a tattoo artist.  




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Squiggles. Now in Color!

Squiggles

SquigglesGeorge

Welcome to 1975 Squiggles.  In 2045 Squiggles will also be in HD.




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The War on Jesusmas

Baby Louie

BabyLouieXmas

Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas.  And the Festus in Festivus.  And the Chewbacca in Chanukah.  And the Satan in Saturnalia.  And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus. 



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  1. AmyX

    06|Jan|2014 1

    …and G-d bless!


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Dinosaur Doctor

DinoObamacare

If you’re having trouble enrolling on the Obamacare website, you can now login in with your myspace account.  Sign up soon as they have a 1/2 off on leeches deal.




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Happy Halloweenie

Cock ‘N’ Balls

CockBallsZorro

And they say the chicks get all the hot Halloween costume get ups.




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Happy Smek’s Day!

Baby Louie

BabyLouieWrapper

Great!  Baby cRappers jumping on the cute Baby thing craze.  I cannot wait until Baby Kanye shows up on Baby Kimmel to proclaim that he’s a Baby Genius.



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  1. AmyX

    23|Oct|2013 1

    Who is the other one? Snoop Baby Dog? Mini Eminem?


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Happy Birthday Muhammed Ali

Rest in Pieces

RipAli

It’s actually not Muhammed Ali’s birthday.  But it is O. Henry’s birthday.  Bet he didn’t see that twist coming.




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Get Medieval on His Ass

Squiggles

SquiggleIndentured

Apologies to those expecting a hot strip of Rodger.  Just keep you cock in your pants and enjoy a trenchant commentary that sheds a harsh light on the similarities of ancient and modern treatment of…Ah fuck it!  Here’s a cock.

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