Polling Station

Cock ‘N’ Balls

After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices.  Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct.  When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends.  Will America grab Pussy or Cock?

Hernia Good Jokes Lately?

Dinosaur DoctorDinoSneeze

According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:

  1.  Being anally raped by a Triceritops
  2.  Eating a salad
  3.  Carrying around all that shit from childhood
  4.  Rocking out to Spandau Ballet
  5.  Squeezing out one miserable turd nugget a day
  6.  Aggressive Doctor checking for a hernia
  7.  Sneezing
  8.  Shaving with Occam’s Razor