Vivisection

Please don’t go.  We’ll eat you up.  We love you so.  ”And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”

Let er RIP Maurice Sendak.

Squiggles

At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside.  That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site.  Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!

Vivisection

Today’s Vivisection raises a few pieces of trivia.  Let’s see if you can use the clues to figure out the answers.

1. What city do our protagonists live in?
2. What TV show starred the local whore?
3. What Newspaper is Andy reading?
4. Whatever happened to Kyle MacLachlan?

Squiggles

This Squiggles “Classic” is a thankful reminder that at least it wasn’t David Bowie who died.

Rest in Pieces

Time for a touching RIP to remind us what we all have in store for future Valentime’s Day (Yes, Goddammit, I know it’s misspelled!).  Hope you get some difficult brown chocolate for the holiday.

Whizzit

You mean I’ve been licking the screen all these years for no reason!?!

Vivisection

If we don’t stop SOPA then by the time the singularity occurs (and Vivisection is spot-on with their 2045 guess), you won’t be able to enjoy comics such as this one.  I think I’d rather live in a Terminator future than that one.

Cock ‘N’ Balls

Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs.  Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?  

Dinosaur Doctor

Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  ”Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

Vivisection

Yes, it’s time again to Butt Plugger up a caption.  Please use the comments to insert yourself into the twisted world of Vivisection.