Stop SOPA and PIPA’s ass

Vivisection

If we don’t stop SOPA then by the time the singularity occurs (and Vivisection is spot-on with their 2045 guess), you won’t be able to enjoy comics such as this one.  I think I’d rather live in a Terminator future than that one.

 

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New Year’s Resolution

Cock ‘N’ Balls

Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs.  Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?  

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Dead and Family Circus

Dinosaur Doctor

Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  ”Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

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Name that Poon (disease)

Vivisection

Yes, it’s time again to Butt Plugger up a caption.  Please use the comments to insert yourself into the twisted world of Vivisection.

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  1. drewsit

    21|Nov|2011 1

    Should I grab my crotch for the sake of humor?


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Sing Me a Ludditebye

Baby Louie

We were curious about what Baby Louie’s twitter feed looks like.  With a little hardcore kernel hacking, we found it.   Here it is for your enjoyment!

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Christmas Season Has Begun

Vivisection

Wake up Maggie Mae and get your shopping done now!

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  1. Tnuc

    18|Oct|2011 1

    I like that you switched who wears the bunny suit, but didn’t the other guy have corrective vision surgery? So, why is he still wearing glasses?

    BAM!


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Must See TV

Squiggles

Finally a mashup that makes sense.  Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall.  Such as:

  • $#*! My Asshole Says
  • My Mother the Tractor-Trailer
  • The OCD
  • Touched by an Uncle
  • Cock Rock
  • AfterM*A*S*Hed Potatoes
  • Pee Haw
  • Hello Larry Wachowski
  • 2 ½ Seamem Stains
  • Joey
  • Golden Shower Girls
  • Joanie Loves Snookie
  • My Big Fat Greek Ass
  • Petticoat Injunction
  • BJing the Bear
  • Steinfeld
  • Temptation Isthmus
  • The Real Housewives of Wayne County
  • Suddenly Susan B. Anthony
  • Porking Mindy
  • Welcome Back Beaver
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  1. Perineum

    18|Oct|2011 1

    Hah! I love the titles you guys came up with – you make it look easy. I was, like, totally LOLing and then ROTFJMSO! I do think #9 was supposed to say “Semen,” not “Seamem,” though – no? Maybe I’m wrong….

    (P.S.: that acronym is for “Rolling On The Floor Jerking Myself Off,” in case you didn’t figure it out).


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Untouchable

Squiggles

 

 That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Rahm.

 

 

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If These Balls Could Talk

Cock ‘N’ Balls

After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.”  So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date.  This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?

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  1. drewsit

    13|Jul|2011 1

    You have no integrinty!

  2. Fester

    21|Jul|2011 2

    I’ve been sleepless for days trying to come up with something to top drewsit’s response, but I just can’t do it! Kudos to you, sir.

  3. craig

    03|Sep|2011 3

    Well look out, I’m gonna throw up -


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Happy Bloomsday

Squiggles

Sure this post is four days late, but it took the authors that long just to write the punchline.  From what I understand this “very special” Squiggles was sent in by Joyce DeWitt.

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