Rest in Pieces

Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.”  I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial.  At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.

Squiggles

And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired.  I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.  Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.

Concision

All we are saying is “Give War a Chance.”

Dinosaur Doctor

After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.

Sportorama

Sportorama freshens up their prescient classic in light of yet another new revelation.  What revelation you may ask?  The fact that “Tiger” Woods’ real name is Eldrick.  Really, it’s true.

Rest in Pieces

More and more details of Lydia’s past are coming to light.  And I have to admit, she is much more attractive as a juggalette.

Rest in Pieces

To all our friends, whether they be Christian, Jew or miscellaneous–let’s all get together and worship the birth of Santa.

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After reading this, how can anyone not support death panels?

Squiggles

Way to keep it timely, Squiggles.  Was there no joke you could have made regarding Tiger Woods?

Note: Tiger Woods joke coming soon.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia may not be the most mobile QB, but she’d still be better on my fantasy football team than Jay Cutler.  Am I right, people?  Who is your worst Fantasy pick for the year?  Tell us in the comments.