Wait until you see the half-time show Vivisection has concockted. That’s right, concockted! Fuck you, Coldplay and Beyonce. It’s time for a real extravaganza.
Pretty shitty Kwanzaa gift. Hope that your Kwanzaa turned out better.
Strangely, Lydia’s AshleyMadison profile was more truthful and popular. After all, she was one of three actual females on the site.
Like the supreme court ruling, Whizzit is a a bit overdue with its trenchant commentary about marriage. If others choose to have a no-sex marriage, it doesn’t mean you have to.
Getting old can drive you batty!™ All rights reserved.
And yet Proust somehow still managed 300,000 words about his disappointing experience at mattress pounding. Just imagine if he had a sub-par visit to his local Chipotle? Little known fact: Proust loved Mexican food.
This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
When will the fat cats in Washington do the peoples’ work? It’s time for a constitutional amendment outlawing Homophonia!
Thankfully, NASA saved up a bit of money to send Lydia to Pluto along with New Horizons. She had a difficult brown time getting past Uranus.
I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.