Poor Ms. Hopkins. She’s just trying to edumacate the kids. Here’s some fat knowledge for any of you that mix up your bathtub, hand-holding pills with your carnauba wax. Seek veterinary help.
When your conservative leaning friends say the best defense against evil is an armed citizenry, show them this strip to show your support. When your liberal leaning friends say gun violence is abhorrent and dumb, show them this strip to show your support. When you moderate friends say anything, tell them to shut up already and pick a side! Fucking wafflers.
Whizzit did some amazing detective work to discover the real reason for the failure of Gwyneth and Chris’s marriage. She was doing it with Iron Man. Man, that’s a cold-play.
Poor Baby Louie just wanted to do some web surfing!
Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen (yes, we’re aware of the spelling!) lend me your ears. Gaius Dickus is an honorable man.
Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
Welcome to 1975 Squiggles. In 2045 Squiggles will also be in HD.
Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas. And the Festus in Festivus. And the Chewbacca in Chanukah. And the Satan in Saturnalia. And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus.