We’re just winging it here and not trying to Sully a good name, but it looks like Sullenberger may now be flying for United.
If “It’s not football unless you have a massive load,” then the Browns (LOL!) are the best team in the NFL. Now we have to go hire an attorney since we’ll be sued by Roger Goodell. He has to “protect the shield” after all and they need the money to figure out how to allow Joe Mixon in the league.
Trump is naturally the candidate that appeals most to the Pee Partiers.
Sweet Jesus, Baby Louie is almost as dumb as his future sibling. They don’t even know the proper way to sub-tweet insults. If these children are our future, it’s no wonder we’re headed to a new dark age.
Pretty shitty Kwanzaa gift. Hope that your Kwanzaa turned out better.
This year marks the 30th!!! anniversary of “The Breakfast Club” and Baby Louie has always been a John Hughes fan. Or was it John Holmes? Whatever, same difference.
In which we finally find out who Baby Louie’s daddy is. None other than Adrian Peterson. Hope they can play a good game of two-hand touch (below the waist). What a Goodell time for him. Running the football isn’t the only way Adrian can beat you.
Poor Baby Louie just wanted to do some web surfing!
Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas. And the Festus in Festivus. And the Chewbacca in Chanukah. And the Satan in Saturnalia. And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus.