I know it’s tough to drag yourself away from the numerous Schmek’s day activities (Who doesn’t love Ruffled Potato chips!) but if it’s not too much of a Snafu join us to celebrate! Good God, just join us already.
Wait until you see the half-time show Vivisection has concockted. That’s right, concockted! Fuck you, Coldplay and Beyonce. It’s time for a real extravaganza.
This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?
This look suspiciously like Yellow Submarine. MmmcCay? We’re not not licking toads.
I think it’s most delicious that Greg’s Dad has appeared to “punch up” the jokes. Don and Andy, the new comedy duo to challenge Penn and Teller, Abbot and Costello, Cheech and Chong or Happy Dancing Boots.