Mom was also a vegan. So she was biodegradable and when she got diarrhea we’d use her as a salad shooter.
She also made some mean bread. You could say she was a gluten for punishment, which is a pretty crumby thing to say.
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Mom was also a vegan. So she was biodegradable and when she got diarrhea we’d use her as a salad shooter.
She also made some mean bread. You could say she was a gluten for punishment, which is a pretty crumby thing to say.
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
For all our fans who come for the trenchant cock related humor, we regret to inform you that we are going to discuss Russell Wilson. What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower? A Ciara Mist. Hey, I take it back, at we used some cock-adjacent humor.
RIP Pee Wee. Did you know that Pee Wee’s favorite baseball teams were the Yankees and Expos? He lived in a simpler time when getting off in a theater wasn’t captured on skynet. He was America’s greatest actor since John Wilkes Booth. And they both shot someone in the back of the head in a theater.
It’s class reunion time. So we present you with the 10th class reunion of this Squiggles strip.
In the Camel Sutra Bactrian camels always hump twice, while the sad Dromedary camels only get to hump once. Sadly Humphrey the camel doesn’t get to hump at all.
Looks like Mornoglyphix Cruncheries, Inc is joining Target, Budweiser and MyPillow.com in Wakeboarding.
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Underoopauls have now been banned in 14 states! There’s probably no better way to make young kids want to get into the drag lifestyle than this. You know who else wore drag and told dirty stories to young kids?
Since Kyrie is a flat earther, how cum his shots are affected by gravity? And what’s on the other side? He did say that he’s going to walk off the edge to prove us all wrong. He’ll come around…
Everyday Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re an extinct species. A little known fact about the meteor that canceled dinosaurs is that it struck the earth on Ash Wednesday.
With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.