Trenchant or Trenchfoot

Baby Louie

What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.

You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!

Ask for the Reubens Sandwich

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RIP Pee Wee. Did you know that Pee Wee’s favorite baseball teams were the Yankees and Expos? He lived in a simpler time when getting off in a theater wasn’t captured on skynet. He was America’s greatest actor since John Wilkes Booth. And they both shot someone in the back of the head in a theater.

Cancel Culture Club

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Looks like Mornoglyphix Cruncheries, Inc is joining Target, Budweiser and MyPillow.com in Wakeboarding.

Sir Tristram, violer d’amores, fr’over the short sea, had passen-core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war. And now, he brings to you the finest flakes to tantalize your taste buds!

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New Year’s Resolution – No Long Pigs

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With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.