Vampires Suck

Dinosaur Doctor

You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon.  For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?

  • Cigar Bars
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Christianity
  • MySpace
  • Swing Music
  • Dane Cook
  • Tails on haircuts
  • Acid Washed Jeans
  • Democracy
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Reese’s Feces

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Rest in Pieces


Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky?  Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?”  Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?”  I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!

This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

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Priests are Dinosaurs

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Unsaid in this strip is the fact that our friendly dinosaur isn’t looking to join for the magic zombie worship.  He’s interested in becoming a priest so he can  abuse children with impunity.

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Dinosaur Doctor

I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill.  Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!?  Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.

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Time Machine

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After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.

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Labor Day Hellathon

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Dinosaur Labor

I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days?  At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.”  That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.

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Breakaway Speed

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DinoReflexes

This was the first Dinosaur Doctor I ever remember reading.  What struck me was the odd zip-toning and the fact that the Dinosaur completely changed size and level of zip-toning between panels one and three.   However, for the first hit it’s a fairly satisfying strip.  This got me to thinking about other artists whose first hit made them seem to be a one hit novelty act, but actually turned into artists with real careers.

Artist First Hit
 Beck Loser
Radiohead Creep
Green Day Longview
O.J. Ron Goldman
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Grammer Skool

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it be grammer

Their be much that Travis could of done gooder.  Its so alarming your not gonna beleive it.  Now loose you’re objections to have a positive affect.

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Hangnail

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docjesus

Travis again visits the doctor with hilarious results.  You wouldn’t think a comic strip could find enough gags in simply having a dinosaur visit the doctor, but you’d be wrong.  On this particular visit, I think Jesus is treating Travis for a hangnail or possibly a pain in his side.

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This comic is not about Twitter!

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dinofacebook

It took two days of searching, but we finally found a comic last week that didn’t contain a joke about Twitter.  That’s right, our thunder-lizard-thighed friend, Travis MacCutcheon(!), is using Facebook.

(Also, instead of facebooking all day, Travis should have the doctor check out his suddenly missing spinal horns. His dorsal plates. His bone ridge extrusion. His…?)

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