Hernia Good Jokes Lately?

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According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:

  1.  Being anally raped by a Triceritops
  2.  Eating a salad
  3.  Carrying around all that shit from childhood
  4.  Rocking out to Spandau Ballet
  5.  Squeezing out one miserable turd nugget a day
  6.  Aggressive Doctor checking for a hernia
  7.  Sneezing
  8.  Shaving with Occam’s Razor