Everyday Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re an extinct species. A little known fact about the meteor that canceled dinosaurs is that it struck the earth on Ash Wednesday.
Fat Ass Tuesday
Tag: Dinosaur Doctor
Anuopening
Chess has never been sexier. Except maybe when Bobby Fischer pulled it out. Bird’s opening that is. Imagine when future tournaments require cavity searches. I’d really like to watch “The Queen’s Gambit” then.
Happy Whatever Will Offend You
Masking Mistakes
Strangely, the member of the extinct species is wearing their mask correctly, while the doctor is not (in). Of course, as Covid has shown us, scientists are idiots and we shouldn’t trust them. Unless we come down with Covid, then “Science Save Us!”
Smoke the Gay Away
Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽
Summer Blockbuster (Get off of my lawn, dinosaur)
Once upon a time, there were summer movies that weren’t about super heroes. Here’s a list the lighthearted movies we enjoyed in our youth before the onslaught of Robert Downey Jr.
- Movies about sharks
- Dinosaurs
- Phone challenged aliens
- Runs made by cannonballs
- Girls who drove tanks
- Returns to Lagoons (that happened to be blue)
- Pauly Shore
- Kazaam
- Dwarf Planet Nash
- Lolita
- Tails that Tom Cruise wanted to cock
Oops a SOLID Joke
S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.
O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.
L) If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works. Check.
I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.
D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke. This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.
Hernia Good Jokes Lately?
According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:
- Being anally raped by a Triceritops
- Eating a salad
- Carrying around all that shit from childhood
- Rocking out to Spandau Ballet
- Squeezing out one miserable turd nugget a day
- Aggressive Doctor checking for a hernia
- Sneezing
- Shaving with Occam’s Razor
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Horseshoes and Meteorites
It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor. In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong. Wait…this is copyright 2010. Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012. Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.