Oops a SOLID Joke

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S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.

O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.

L)  If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works.  Check.

I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.

D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke.  This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.

Hernia Good Jokes Lately?

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According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:

  1.  Being anally raped by a Triceritops
  2.  Eating a salad
  3.  Carrying around all that shit from childhood
  4.  Rocking out to Spandau Ballet
  5.  Squeezing out one miserable turd nugget a day
  6.  Aggressive Doctor checking for a hernia
  7.  Sneezing
  8.  Shaving with Occam’s Razor

Horseshoes and Meteorites

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DinoLit

It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor.  In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong.  Wait…this is copyright 2010.  Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012.  Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.

Dead and Family Circus

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Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

Vampires Suck

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You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon.  For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?

  • Cigar Bars
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Christianity
  • MySpace
  • Swing Music
  • Dane Cook
  • Tails on haircuts
  • Acid Washed Jeans
  • Democracy

Reese’s Feces

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Rest in Pieces


Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky?  Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?”  Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?”  I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!

This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

Let’s Put Health Care Decisions in the Hands of Doctors and Patients

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I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill.  Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!?  Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.