Get well soon, Dick Cheney. We hope you’ll be up and waterboarding strippers again soon.
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.” I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial. At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.