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From this image, it appears that Cock ‘N’ Balls are only flying at half-staff.

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For some reason the “editors” of Cock ‘N’ Balls dedicated this comic to Tiger Woods on his return to the Masters.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button.  Now to see a real dick thread, click here.

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With the senate poised to start debate on momentous health care overhaul, please allow the good folks at Cock ‘N’ Balls to enter the debate.  Please send this link your senators to let them know where cancerous cocks stand on the issue.

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As a man who’s worn a monocle many times, it definitely takes balls to pull off a look like that. But cock?!?

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When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice.  Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods. 

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Let’s see King George III come over here now and keep us from enjoying our Cock Comics!  Thank you, John Adams!

Squiggles

Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:

• nausea and vomiting
• enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
• anxiety
• convulsions
• twittering
• insomnia
• loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
• finding Hilary Duff attractive
• cold sweats
• hot shivers
• swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
• swelling and bleeding of the cock
• restlessness and anxiety
• damage to nasal cavities
• laughing at Dane Cook
• possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
• starring in movies with John Denver

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Did this really have to be from “The Staff” at Cock ‘N’ Balls?  Isn’t the comic enough!?!  But really, this isn’t your Grandmother’s Cock ‘N’ Balls…It’s your Grandfather’s.

Braveheart -  Rob Roy.  Tombstone -  Wyatt Earp.  Capote -  Infamous.  Deep Impact -  Armageddon.  Saving Private Ryan -  Tank Girl.

Have you noticed that comics have become as derivative as movies?  Why must several comics use the same humor trope (often on the same day)?  Scouring the interwebs it’s easy to find basically the exact same comic joke.

“Hot Buttered Pussy” was the original title of this post but we fear the PTA is monitoring our activities.