Welcome to 1975 Squiggles. In 2045 Squiggles will also be in HD.
Squiggles used to be very arty. Notice the single drop of red a la Schindler’s List. Don’t get your panties in a wad. We’re not saying Squiggles is anywhere near the level of Spielberg’s finest. Squiggles is obviously much better.
After checking with both sides, something tells me Blacula is going to get the Shaft. Like always.
Fortunately for the US, Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General and not Secretary of the Treasury because it’s been proven repeatedly that treacle-down economics doesn’t work. Except in that porn sub-genre of “Diabetic Golden Showers.”
For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines). As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.
They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump. Here it is (Actual Size).
All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.
Sadly, this comic was written last year as a joke. Uh oh, no joke now.
Jebus looks like he’s painting a touching Family Circus as drawn by “Billy.” If that’s his real name.
“America” has “chosen.”
Look at the camel toe on that dude! Oops, was that not PC? How about any of the following:
- Wookie Wallet
- Bikini Bizkit
- Pants Pita
- Bison Bite
- Slot Pocket
- Sushi Slot
- Piss Fenders
- Khloe Kurtains
What’s worse that ants in your pants?
- Warts in your shorts
- Rocks in your socks
- Bats in your hats
- Cum in your gum
- Crabs on your scabs
- Cuts on your nuts
- Shits on your tits
- Deer in your ear
- Plectrum in your rectum
- Reddit on your computer