Underoopauls have now been banned in 14 states! There’s probably no better way to make young kids want to get into the drag lifestyle than this. You know who else wore drag and told dirty stories to young kids?
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Tag: Jesus
MCCGA (CC is for Cunty Christmas)
This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.
The War on Jesusmas
Let’s keep the Christ in Christmas. And the Festus in Festivus. And the Chewbacca in Chanukah. And the Satan in Saturnalia. And the Duck Dynasty in Man Anus.
Horseshoes and Meteorites
It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor. In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong. Wait…this is copyright 2010. Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012. Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.
One Day at a Time (Tap to Health)
Doing a little research on our site stats to find what search terms have brought our loyal readers to the site. 90% of the terms include the word “cock.” “Man cock” is # 10 on the list. C’mon! Who really searches for “man cock?”
“Goddamn it! I keep googling ‘woman cock’ and I don’t get any good comics. Hmmmm. Maybe I should try ‘man cock?'”
If you throw out all cock related searches, these are the top search phrases that direct readers to Greganddrew.
| Octomom | Well, she is “hot.” |
| Retirement Comic | Imagine the reader’s delight when they use this to find lovely cock comics. |
| Bonnie Franklin | Still relevant after all these years. |
| Grandfather Cocks | Still cock related, but probably a funny mistyping. |
| Health Care Comics | This site is the center for all real health care discussion. |
| Comic Using Polite Language | Fuck you up the ass, searcher. |
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Dead and Family Circus
Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven. Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years. Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores. “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?” NOT ME!
Trans-un-stantiation
Rest in Pieces returns after a long hiatal hernia to remind us of the joys of growing old. Wonder if that was “The Blood of Christ” in her underwear? Fortunately the priest was using the new low-fat, “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Jesus” wafers.
Team Coco
What’s funny about the man portrayed in this comic is that shortly after this, he appeared on Jay Leno with his collection of “amusingly shaped shits.” Jay got huge laughs when he pretended to take a bite of the log that looked like Lindsay Lohan. It probably tasted better than the real Lindsay.
Hangnail
Travis again visits the doctor with hilarious results. You wouldn’t think a comic strip could find enough gags in simply having a dinosaur visit the doctor, but you’d be wrong. On this particular visit, I think Jesus is treating Travis for a hangnail or possibly a pain in his side.