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Rest in Pieces

Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky?  Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?”  Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?”  I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!

This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

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My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones.  They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath).  After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street).  Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone?  anyone?).  Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums).  Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust.  By the way, I’m from Canada.

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This is the result of a google search for Winking Vulva comics.  Please help Rest in Pieces rise to the top of this popular search.  Come on people, let’s SEO this bitch so that Lydia can win her rightful recognition.  Oh yeah, please go see “The Wicker Man” right away also or Nicholas Cage will lose another home.

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Move over oatmeal.  There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face.  Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract?  Just asking.

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Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button.  Now to see a real dick thread, click here.

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Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.”  I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial.  At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.

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More and more details of Lydia’s past are coming to light.  And I have to admit, she is much more attractive as a juggalette.

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To all our friends, whether they be Christian, Jew or miscellaneous–let’s all get together and worship the birth of Santa.

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After reading this, how can anyone not support death panels?

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Lydia may not be the most mobile QB, but she’d still be better on my fantasy football team than Jay Cutler.  Am I right, people?  Who is your worst Fantasy pick for the year?  Tell us in the comments.