Tag: Whores

Dead and Family Circus

Dinosaur Doctor

Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

Blown Opportunity

Whizzit

For the first time ever, I’m confused by Whizzit and have several questions.

  • Is he planning on performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend at a red light or, as is normally customary, have her blow him?
  • How long are traffic lights in Whizzitland?
  • Do ambulances in Whizzitville let whores do ride-a-longs so they never have to stop?
  • Isn’t Trinidad, CO, the trans-gender capital of the U.S.?  What does this imply?