Masturbate Cakeshop v. Colorado

Squiggles

 

Thank god for the recent MAGA supreme court ruling.  We can now openly discriminate against the blind.  It’s about time as those non-seeing fuckers have been getting far too many advantages and it must stop!  Also, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever decorate a cake for a left-handed person!

Summer Blockbuster (Get off of my lawn, dinosaur)

Dinosaur Doctor

Once upon a time, there were summer movies that weren’t about super heroes.  Here’s a list the lighthearted movies we enjoyed in our youth before the onslaught of Robert Downey Jr.

  • Movies about sharks
  • Dinosaurs
  • Phone challenged aliens
  • Runs made by cannonballs
  • Girls who drove tanks
  • Returns to Lagoons (that happened to be blue)
  • Pauly Shore
  • Kazaam
  • Dwarf Planet Nash
  • Lolita
  • Tails that Tom Cruise wanted to cock