Fortunately for the Whizzit protagonist, he happened upon John Phillips’ grave. I can only assume he’ll be on Oprah next week to discuss it.
Month: September 2009
Flummery
Fiberoptic Cable
As a man who’s worn a monocle many times, it definitely takes balls to pull off a look like that. But cock?!?
37 Year Itch Virgin
The nurse seems to think it’s strange that Lydia was “trapped” in a sexless marriage for 37 years. The nurse obviously doesn’t know Lydia very well. Plus she must have never been married.
I do like how the artist, Phllyis (sic) Ruggerti, juxtaposes the geese flying south for warmth and life and Lydia being wheeled north to her eventual death.
Labor Day Hellathon
I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days? At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.” That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.