Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
This is the result of a google search for Winking Vulva comics. Please help Rest in Pieces rise to the top of this popular search. Come on people, let’s SEO this bitch so that Lydia can win her rightful recognition. Oh yeah, please go see “The Wicker Man” right away also or Nicholas Cage will lose another home.
Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.” I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial. At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.
Lydia may not be the most mobile QB, but she’d still be better on my fantasy football team than Jay Cutler. Am I right, people? Who is your worst Fantasy pick for the year? Tell us in the comments.
The nurse seems to think it’s strange that Lydia was “trapped” in a sexless marriage for 37 years. The nurse obviously doesn’t know Lydia very well. Plus she must have never been married.
I do like how the artist, Phllyis (sic) Ruggerti, juxtaposes the geese flying south for warmth and life and Lydia being wheeled north to her eventual death.