Squiggles

And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired.  I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.  Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.

Concision

All we are saying is “Give War a Chance.”

Dinosaur Doctor

After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.

Sportorama

Sportorama freshens up their prescient classic in light of yet another new revelation.  What revelation you may ask?  The fact that “Tiger” Woods’ real name is Eldrick.  Really, it’s true.