Time Machine

Dinosaur Doctor

After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.