Waffle Slot Dukie

Loosey Goosey

LooseyWolfgangPuckThanks to the huge outcry for more Loosey Goosey, we present another strip.  This one is particularly appropriate for the start of the NCAA tournament.  Just imagine Christian Laettner turning in slow motion (to “One Shining Moment”) and shooting a perfect turn-around out of his “waffle slot” to break Kentucky’s heart.  Prime Time BayBeeeeeee!

Harry Chapin vs. Calvin Murphy

Whizzit

WhizzitFootball 

Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s.  The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them.  However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers.  Here’s the current league leaders:

 

Athlete # of Children # of Baby Mamas
Calvin Murphy 14 9
Travis Henry 9 9
Evander Holyfield 11 ???
Shawn Kemp 7 6
Derrick Thomas 7 5
Scott Skiles 6 4