Comics and Criticism
Surprising with Lucy’s quantumsexuality that they wouldn’t know about quantum computing. If they’d just take a gander at Justin Trudeau’s greatest speeches over a glass of Gay Goose and Soda they’d know, like sexuality, computing can be everything at once. At least if you’re a cat (or goose) in a box.
Kid Rock now has to shoot up a flock of geese? These culture wars are so exhausting, he’ll forget in a few weeks and you’ll probably see him blowing Lucy behind his trailer park, which is located in the back forty of his gigantic mansion.
A little know fact about the first Thanksgiving was that the pilgrims were so puritanical that they served non-binary goose instead of turkey. They thought that turkey cloaca was too tritylating. They also infused their corn salad with cadaverine and putrescine.
Say what you will about today’s gender politics. Go ahead and say it Louis CK! I think the most disturbing thing in this Sunday comic is not the gender confusion and sexual shenanigans. The most disturbing this is the following.
WTF is going on with the sleeve here‽‽‽ Did the ensign try to interrobang it‽‽‽
Loosey Goosey may be politically correct in most ways, but as you can see in the comic strip he/she is eating duck or goose. What kind of cannibalism shit is that? Fucking shows you the hypocrisy of the left!
Thanks to the huge outcry for more Loosey Goosey, we present another strip. This one is particularly appropriate for the start of the NCAA tournament. Just imagine Christian Laettner turning in slow motion (to “One Shining Moment”) and shooting a perfect turn-around out of his “waffle slot” to break Kentucky’s heart. Prime Time BayBeeeeeee!
We finally have a new strip to take a gander at. Like a DC Comic origin strip, we are introduced to Loosey Goosey, a transgander G to G goose. A denizen of Trinidad, Colorado, I can’t wait to see what monkeyshines (s)he’ll get into. Oh wait, did I say “can’t” because I meant “can.”
