March Hare Madness

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Whizzit hasn’t been published in years, but I found this one nestled away as a gentle reminder of a kinder time. Imagine thinking 2012 was Sisyphean, Kafkaesque or Quixotic compared to the last nine years‽ So thanks a (metric) ton Cartesian Doug (if that’s your real name) for a fun trip down memory lane when gas cost 8.60 a gallon. Or maybe it’s per liter seeing as Cartesian Doug is Canadian (and wetter than he’s ever been!)

Buzzed Aldrin

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Fifty years after Neil and Buzz allegedly walked on the moon and forty-two years after O.J. Simpson actually walked on Mars, “tangry” is still not in the dictionary. This is one of history’s greatest conspiracies committed by none other Mondelez. Speaking of lezzes, how cum there is also not a word for poontangry‽

Keeping it Fresh

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Taking our time machine back 6 years we find that butthole replacement was a lovely fairy tale for the future.  Now in 2016, artificial buttholes are plentiful and easy to obtain.  Just yesterday, I had to have my second one replaced due to a little “leakage” but the in-patient procedure was quick, painless and fully covered!  Thanks Obama!  We’ll miss you and your care.