‘Til Death


Another touching ‘Til Death teaches us to accept others regardless of their race, creed or prediliction to gulp down some dude’s boner.  I think people from all over the political spectrum would join together to allow gay marriage if it would keep smarmy strips like this from appearing.  And I thought this strip took place in Canada.

Oh God! It’s a PSA.


George Burns

Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:

  • nausea and vomiting
  • enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
  • anxiety
  • convulsions
  • twittering
  • insomnia
  • loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
  • finding Hilary Duff attractive
  • cold sweats
  • hot shivers
  • swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
  • swelling and bleeding of the cock
  • restlessness and anxiety
  • damage to nasal cavities
  • laughing at Dane Cook
  • possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
  • starring in movies with John Denver



Gaydar O'Reilly

How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy?  I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)

M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…

Rest in Pee Soup

Rest in Pieces

Rest in Pee Soup

Here’s a relatively new strip named “Rest in Pieces.”  Crankshit better watch out because there’s a new kid in the nursing home and she’s sassy!  I’m assuming this is a woman although it could be Benjamin Franklin.  Or possibly even Bonnie Franklin after tap dancing failed to offer the long term health benifits she envisioned.

Judging by her name, I assume she’s eating clam chowder.  She’s so sassy it’s probably Rhode Island style.