Happy Turkey Day!


This may be the last year you can enjoy your turducken stuffed with twinkies.  No, not because of the Hostess™ bankruptcy, but because the world is ending on December 21, 2012.  Some ancient, mystical, savage, unscientific people (republicans?) thought so, so it must be true.  Didn’t anyone see that terrible movie about it?  I think it was called The Hangover 2 .

Happy In Depends Day

Rest in Pieces

My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones.  They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath).  After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street).  Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone?  anyone?).  Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums).  Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust.  By the way, I’m from Canada.