Sure it’s a bit late, but is it ever really too late? Tell someone you love them today. Or at least smother them with a pillow. Let them know you care.
This may be the last year you can enjoy your turducken stuffed with twinkies. No, not because of the Hostess™ bankruptcy, but because the world is ending on December 21, 2012. Some ancient, mystical, savage, unscientific people (republicans?) thought so, so it must be true. Didn’t anyone see that terrible movie about it? I think it was called The Hangover 2 .
My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones. They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath). After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street). Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone? anyone?). Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums). Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust. By the way, I’m from Canada.
From this image, it appears that Cock ‘N’ Balls are only flying at half-staff.