Today we welcome a new strip named Vivisection. It’s about a college biology professor who apparently teaches at the pre-veterinary school for short bus students. Otherwise known as Western University of Health Sience. Yes, they misspelled Science!
I know it’s tough to drag yourself away from the numerous Schmek’s day activities (Who doesn’t love Ruffled Potato chips!) but if it’s not too much of a Snafu join us to celebrate! Good God, just join us already.
Wait until you see the half-time show Vivisection has concockted. That’s right, concockted! Fuck you, Coldplay and Beyonce. It’s time for a real extravaganza.
This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
Poor Ms. Hopkins. She’s just trying to edumacate the kids. Here’s some fat knowledge for any of you that mix up your bathtub, hand-holding pills with your carnauba wax. Seek veterinary help.
I did a bit of googling on the Chinese characters in this strip. I imagined they said something profound. Instead, I think they must have been written by a tattoo artist.
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?
This look suspiciously like Yellow Submarine. MmmcCay? We’re not not licking toads.