Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
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The Late Saint Patrick
Just like leprechauns, this comic is chronically late. Much like all the leprecahun’s girlfriends, and mistresses and pots of gold. That’s right, leprechauns like to fuck pots of gold. Google it.
Time Machine
After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom. Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in. They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur. Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte. Hmmm. Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.
Another Shocking Tiger Woods Revelation
Sportorama freshens up their prescient classic in light of yet another new revelation. What revelation you may ask? The fact that “Tiger” Woods’ real name is Eldrick. Really, it’s true.