Horseshoes and Meteorites

Dinosaur Doctor

DinoLit

It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor.  In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong.  Wait…this is copyright 2010.  Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012.  Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.

Dead and Family Circus

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Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven.  Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years.  Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores.  “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?”  NOT ME!

Vampires Suck

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You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon.  For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?

  • Cigar Bars
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Christianity
  • MySpace
  • Swing Music
  • Dane Cook
  • Tails on haircuts
  • Acid Washed Jeans
  • Democracy

Reese’s Feces

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Rest in Pieces


Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky?  Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?”  Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?”  I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!

This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

Let’s Put Health Care Decisions in the Hands of Doctors and Patients

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I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill.  Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!?  Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.

Time Machine

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After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom.  Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in.  They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur.  Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte.  Hmmm.  Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.

Labor Day Hellathon

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Dinosaur Labor

I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days?  At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.”  That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.

Breakaway Speed

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DinoReflexes

This was the first Dinosaur Doctor I ever remember reading.  What struck me was the odd zip-toning and the fact that the Dinosaur completely changed size and level of zip-toning between panels one and three.   However, for the first hit it’s a fairly satisfying strip.  This got me to thinking about other artists whose first hit made them seem to be a one hit novelty act, but actually turned into artists with real careers.

Artist First Hit
 Beck Loser
Radiohead Creep
Green Day Longview
O.J. Ron Goldman