Blown Opportunity


For the first time ever, I’m confused by Whizzit and have several questions.

  • Is he planning on performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend at a red light or, as is normally customary, have her blow him?
  • How long are traffic lights in Whizzitland?
  • Do ambulances in Whizzitville let whores do ride-a-longs so they never have to stop?
  • Isn’t Trinidad, CO, the trans-gender capital of the U.S.?  What does this imply?

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