Tag: Weed

New Year’s Resolution – No Long Pigs

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With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.

Musk Fuckin With The Shorts

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Does anyone else find it funny that Musk is considering taking Tesla private at $420?  Maybe he could do it April 20th.  Transactions take place after hours so possibly he could do it at 4:20 pm?

He could also buy out $CTRL, $ALT, and $DEL and combine them into a company called Blue Screen.  Or combine Alibaba with O’Reilly Auto Parts and call the company Teenage Wasteland.

Continue to check www.GregAndDrew.com for all your required stock humor and weed tips.

What if Hamilton and Burr used weed?

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CheechAndKong


I read that Cheech and Chong reconciled recently.  Which raised a few questions.

  1. Cheech and Chong were estranged?
  2. Was this some kind of East Coast / West Coast Pot-head beef?
  3. How did Cheech find time from his busy “Nash Bridges” filming to reconcile?
  4. When can we expect the long delayed sequel to “Up in Smoke?”  Will it be better than “Godfather III?”
  5. Can a Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin reconciliation be far behind?  (In Hell)
  6. Cheech and Chong are still alive?