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With Finnegans Woke-O’s, experience a cascade of flavors that will transport you to the shores of Howth Castle and beyond. No longer will you be confined to mundane breakfast choices. Finnegans Woke-O’s will awaken your senses and ignite your imagination with their wee flavory fraiseberry piquancy.
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