At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Tag: Joke
Michael Jackson is Uplifting
Way to keep it timely, Squiggles. Was there no joke you could have made regarding Tiger Woods?
Note: Tiger Woods joke coming soon.
Scream of Consciousness
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
This comic is not about Twitter!
It took two days of searching, but we finally found a comic last week that didn’t contain a joke about Twitter. That’s right, our thunder-lizard-thighed friend, Travis MacCutcheon(!), is using Facebook.
(Also, instead of facebooking all day, Travis should have the doctor check out his suddenly missing spinal horns. His dorsal plates. His bone ridge extrusion. His…?)