Scream of Consciousness

Squiggles

EnglishPatient

As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience.  In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.

“This is not a rebel joke.”  –Bono

“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas

“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth

“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.”  –Judy 19

 

This comic is not about Twitter!

Dinosaur Doctor

dinofacebook

It took two days of searching, but we finally found a comic last week that didn’t contain a joke about Twitter.  That’s right, our thunder-lizard-thighed friend, Travis MacCutcheon(!), is using Facebook.

(Also, instead of facebooking all day, Travis should have the doctor check out his suddenly missing spinal horns. His dorsal plates. His bone ridge extrusion. His…?)