Dinosaur Doctor

Unsaid in this strip is the fact that our friendly dinosaur isn’t looking to join for the magic zombie worship.  He’s interested in becoming a priest so he can  abuse children with impunity.

Rest in Pieces

This is the result of a google search for Winking Vulva comics.  Please help Rest in Pieces rise to the top of this popular search.  Come on people, let’s SEO this bitch so that Lydia can win her rightful recognition.  Oh yeah, please go see “The Wicker Man” right away also or Nicholas Cage will lose another home.

Cock ‘N’ Balls

For some reason the “editors” of Cock ‘N’ Balls dedicated this comic to Tiger Woods on his return to the Masters.

Rest in Pieces

Move over oatmeal.  There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face.  Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract?  Just asking.

Dinosaur Doctor

I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill.  Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!?  Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.

Squiggles

Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him.  Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.

Whizzit

Get well soon, Dick Cheney.  We hope you’ll be up and waterboarding strippers again soon.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button.  Now to see a real dick thread, click here.

Squiggles

Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.

Rest in Pieces

Lydia’s not pooping here, so I guess this should be titled “Super Urethra Sunday.”  I heard that Flomax™ is considering using the second panel for their Super Bowl Commercial.  At least it’s not frog or sock puppet related.