Spring Break! Wooo!


For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines).  As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.

They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump.  Here it is (Actual Size).

All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.

Oops a SOLID Joke

Dinosaur Doctor

S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.

O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.

L)  If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works.  Check.

I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.

D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke.  This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.

NFL Playoff Time

Baby Louie

If “It’s not football unless you have a massive load,” then the Browns (LOL!) are the best team in the NFL.  Now we have to go hire an attorney since we’ll be sued by Roger Goodell.  He has to “protect the shield” after all and they need the money to figure out how to allow Joe Mixon in the league.  

Polling Station

Cock ‘N’ Balls

After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices.  Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct.  When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends.  Will America grab Pussy or Cock?

Keeping it Fresh


Taking our time machine back 6 years we find that butthole replacement was a lovely fairy tale for the future.  Now in 2016, artificial buttholes are plentiful and easy to obtain.  Just yesterday, I had to have my second one replaced due to a little “leakage” but the in-patient procedure was quick, painless and fully covered!  Thanks Obama!  We’ll miss you and your care.