Common Sense Baby Care

Whizzit

WhizzitBaby

Whizzit clearly takes place in the 50’s so you’d think Fred and Polyethylene here would do what any parents would do in the 50’s.  Give the baby a little whiskey, dress him in a coonskin cap and poodle skirt.  Then they’d probably head over to the car hop and stuff themselves in a phone booth with fifteen greasers and then head home to have deviant sex.  Probably in the newly discovered missionary position.