The winner of our first name that caption contest is Hack E. Brigand of Valdosta, GA. Personally, I voted for one of Uncle Fester’s comment. But this a’int no democracy and the “powers that be” thought a more contemporary caption would be appropriate. Rendered in beautiful comic sans font, no less.
Author: drewsit
Captions Я Us
Now that our dedicated readership has passed critical mass (over 3 people subscribed to our feed! Thanks Mom(s)) it’s time for some viewer participation. Pretend you’re a Plugger and send us your best caption idea for the final panel. We’ll send the best one off to the authors of Vivisection and the results will be published on this blog at a later date.
March Madness
Put a Sheen on Your Beaver
Our friends at Cock ‘N’ Balls are back to their trenchant commentary about the state of celebrity gossip. Enjoy your tiger blood you warlocks.
Inception
Perhaps the dinosaur is trapped not in a nightmare, but in a many layered bad movie.
Crucifixed Dissection
I think Vivisection is doing a terrible thing here! Who would want the rabbit’s foot now?
New Year’s Resolution
That Darn Pup returns after a long absence. Like that darn pup, we should all resolve to take life one day at a time, enjoy the little things and study up on our future overlord.
Happy Chewbacca
To our Jewish reader, we’d like to wish you a Happy Chewbacca and a wookie New Year. ייתכן שאתה הפין הנדנדה חינם של העורלה
A Dollar Short

Here’s some real Chuck Norris trivia.
- Did you know that “Walker, Texass Ranger” was actually on the air for nine seasons?
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
- You know what, just click here.
Happy Cyber Monday
Black Friday is not what it used to be. Why can’t it be about killing Christ like it used to be?








