Move over oatmeal. There’s a new breakfast in town and it’s called cornflakes and cunt face. Also, how does one shit out some one else’s anal tract? Just asking.
Tag: Comic
Let’s Put Health Care Decisions in the Hands of Doctors and Patients
I hope they take that unfair “Dinosaur Kickback” out of the final bill. Why shouldn’t all animals receive the same crappy care?!? Just because all ducks go to quacks should not matter.
Bite It You Scum
Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him. Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.
Vice Presidential Privilege
Gold Medal Cross-Stitching
Lydia probably already Eiffel Towered Dick Button. Now to see a real dick thread, click here.
Snowmaggedon
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Projectile Dysfunction
And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired. I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.
Vladimir Lenin Died on This Date
Time Machine
After a lengthly hiatus Dinosaur Doctor returns with more of it’s homespun wisdom. Speaking of dinosaurs, I heard of a new company that I want to invest in. They’re developing a time machine that allows you to go back in time to fuck a dinosaur. Before you laugh, remember that without the porno/sex trade, the internet would be sucky slow, DVD’s wouldn’t exist and Heidi Montag would be just another unknown ugly chick living in Crested Butte. Hmmm. Maybe we should just say the porno/sex business is a mixed blessing.
Another Shocking Tiger Woods Revelation
Sportorama freshens up their prescient classic in light of yet another new revelation. What revelation you may ask? The fact that “Tiger” Woods’ real name is Eldrick. Really, it’s true.