Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Author: drewsit
Up The Ass Without a Paddle
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
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Salida means exit in Spanish.
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Prostate exams were not common in the 50’s.
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The butt plug is missing from Mr. Whizzit’s ass.
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Sad, lonely tear.
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Mr. Whizzit would need more than a knife to get a date.
Cash For Clunkers
Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary. That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”
In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.
Harry Chapin vs. Calvin Murphy
Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s. The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them. However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers. Here’s the current league leaders:
| Athlete | # of Children | # of Baby Mamas |
| Calvin Murphy | 14 | 9 |
| Travis Henry | 9 | 9 |
| Evander Holyfield | 11 | ??? |
| Shawn Kemp | 7 | 6 |
| Derrick Thomas | 7 | 5 |
| Scott Skiles | 6 | 4 |
Tears of Lolita
Between a Cock and a Hard On
When economic times are tough it’s comforting to have reliable sources of advice. Warren Buffett, Bill Gross, The Kiplinger Letter and Cock ‘N’ Balls continue to deliver the goods.
Scream of Consciousness
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
Saved By For Whom The Bell Tolls
Meta is Murder
Concision, by Dude and Cone, has periods where the author and artist switch places. Then they imitate other strips, such as here, where they mock the beloved Family Circle. They’re actually imitating a Family Circle where that comic allows a child to draw, so the meta-levels blow your mind. Or it blows something. And why can’t any child that’s old enough to draw this strip know how to spell the F word correctly? I guess this shows how greatly our shools are failing today’s youth.
Breakaway Speed
This was the first Dinosaur Doctor I ever remember reading. What struck me was the odd zip-toning and the fact that the Dinosaur completely changed size and level of zip-toning between panels one and three. However, for the first hit it’s a fairly satisfying strip. This got me to thinking about other artists whose first hit made them seem to be a one hit novelty act, but actually turned into artists with real careers.
| Artist | First Hit |
| Beck | Loser |
| Radiohead | Creep |
| Green Day | Longview |
| O.J. | Ron Goldman |