One of the greatest ironies of Hans’ mask is that he was fully vaccinated before being stranded on the island. But like many others, the urge to virtue signal was too great to overcome.
Pandemic’s End
Tag: Comic
March Hare Madness
Whizzit hasn’t been published in years, but I found this one nestled away as a gentle reminder of a kinder time. Imagine thinking 2012 was Sisyphean, Kafkaesque or Quixotic compared to the last nine years‽ So thanks a (metric) ton Cartesian Doug (if that’s your real name) for a fun trip down memory lane when gas cost 8.60 a gallon. Or maybe it’s per liter seeing as Cartesian Doug is Canadian (and wetter than he’s ever been!)
Hernia Hijinks
Hijinks is a funny word. Three tittled letters in a row. Not to be diacritical, but Anne Boleyn would approve. I think Baba Buey must be female, or never gotten an annual checkup from a Poateable doctor. Probably never driven the Mazda Laputa, Ford Probe or Hummer either.
Inauguration Day
As enumerated in the US Constitution, on January 20, we must inaugurate a new comic. This year it is George Basset the Anti-Semite hound. Seems like the US will now have a lack of overt racism and evil flowing from the head of government, so GB (George Bush?) rushes in to fill the void. Thankkks democracy!
Tepid Tidings to Tots
‘Tis the season to break out all your beloved clichés.
May the holiday season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, your life with laughter, and your Oxford commas with subordinate phrases.
If you are able, make sure to spend some special time with your Father and his new WHORE.
Artisanal Boner‽
Why is everything so Artisanal nowadays‽ Artis anal! Oh right, now I get it. Cock is now ready to do some interrobanging!
Masking Mistakes
Strangely, the member of the extinct species is wearing their mask correctly, while the doctor is not (in). Of course, as Covid has shown us, scientists are idiots and we shouldn’t trust them. Unless we come down with Covid, then “Science Save Us!”
Roe vs. Kanye
Kanye goes campaigning
All you College Dropouts, make sure you are not Late Registration for voting or you might not be able to cast for Yeezus.
Please remember, whenever someone tells you “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.” What they’re really saying is “If you’re not going to vote the way I want you to, please don’t vote.”
#TrumpHarris2020 #BidenPence2020 #KanyeHanks2020
Summer Cock-Buster
Ciento Dieciseiseanera
This comic is BC. (Before Covid) You can tell because now there are no worries about anyone living more than a year in a “retirement home.” Plus 116 year-olds are not nearly as sexy.