Even though Lydia didn’t sleep with her husband for 37 years of marriage, she really did have a randy past. Now that she’s setup her own webcam, she can start sucking in the Japanese Yen.
Category: Comic
One Game at a Time
Ninety percent of waking hours spent looking at internet porn? That seems a bit ludicrous. In my experience, the number should be somewhat higher. I’m also sure there’s some guys out there who like to give 110%, because that’s just the type of competitors they are.
California Dreamin’
Fortunately for the Whizzit protagonist, he happened upon John Phillips’ grave. I can only assume he’ll be on Oprah next week to discuss it.
Flummery
Fiberoptic Cable
As a man who’s worn a monocle many times, it definitely takes balls to pull off a look like that. But cock?!?
37 Year Itch Virgin
The nurse seems to think it’s strange that Lydia was “trapped” in a sexless marriage for 37 years. The nurse obviously doesn’t know Lydia very well. Plus she must have never been married.
I do like how the artist, Phllyis (sic) Ruggerti, juxtaposes the geese flying south for warmth and life and Lydia being wheeled north to her eventual death.
Labor Day Hellathon
I actually watched 17 straight hours of the Jerry Lewis Telethon thing weekend, because really, where can you find such fine entertainment these days? At one point Jerry got quite agitated (well, at several points) and cursed on live television about helping the “goddamn sick fuckers.” That reminded me of this Dinosaur Doctor.
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Up The Ass Without a Paddle
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
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Salida means exit in Spanish.
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Prostate exams were not common in the 50’s.
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The butt plug is missing from Mr. Whizzit’s ass.
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Sad, lonely tear.
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Mr. Whizzit would need more than a knife to get a date.
Cash For Clunkers
Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary. That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”
In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.