Mattress Pounding. Just Pounding It!
I think the ex-linebacker should pound something other than the mattress? Perhaps the dishwasher? I suppose the ultimate “irony” is that ‘Back in Denver months later, Missy discovered her pregnancy.’
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I think the ex-linebacker should pound something other than the mattress? Perhaps the dishwasher? I suppose the ultimate “irony” is that ‘Back in Denver months later, Missy discovered her pregnancy.’
And they say the chicks get all the hot Halloween costume get ups.
Apologies to those expecting a hot strip of Rodger. Just keep you cock in your pants and enjoy a trenchant commentary that sheds a harsh light on the similarities of ancient and modern treatment of…Ah fuck it! Here’s a cock.
Doing a little research on our site stats to find what search terms have brought our loyal readers to the site. 90% of the terms include the word “cock.” “Man cock” is # 10 on the list. C’mon! Who really searches for “man cock?”
“Goddamn it! I keep googling ‘woman cock’ and I don’t get any good comics. Hmmmm. Maybe I should try ‘man cock?'”
If you throw out all cock related searches, these are the top search phrases that direct readers to Greganddrew.
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Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs. Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?
Finally a mashup that makes sense. Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall. Such as:
After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.” So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date. This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?
Our friends at Cock ‘N’ Balls are back to their trenchant commentary about the state of celebrity gossip. Enjoy your tiger blood you warlocks.