Must See TV

Squiggles

Finally a mashup that makes sense.  Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall.  Such as:

  • $#*! My Asshole Says
  • My Mother the Tractor-Trailer
  • The OCD
  • Touched by an Uncle
  • Cock Rock
  • AfterM*A*S*Hed Potatoes
  • Pee Haw
  • Hello Larry Wachowski
  • 2 ½ Seamem Stains
  • Joey
  • Golden Shower Girls
  • Joanie Loves Snookie
  • My Big Fat Greek Ass
  • Petticoat Injunction
  • BJing the Bear
  • Steinfeld
  • Temptation Isthmus
  • The Real Housewives of Wayne County
  • Suddenly Susan B. Anthony
  • Porking Mindy
  • Welcome Back Beaver

If These Balls Could Talk

Cock ‘N’ Balls

After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.”  So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date.  This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?

…And the “Winner” is

Vivisection

The winner of our first name that caption contest is Hack E. Brigand of Valdosta, GA.  Personally, I voted for one of Uncle Fester’s comment.  But this a’int no democracy and the “powers that be” thought a more contemporary caption would be appropriate.  Rendered in beautiful comic sans font, no less.

Captions Я Us

Vivisection

Name that tune

Now that our dedicated readership has passed critical mass (over 3 people subscribed to our feed!  Thanks Mom(s)) it’s time for some viewer participation.  Pretend you’re a Plugger and send us your best caption idea for the final panel.  We’ll send the best one off to the authors of Vivisection and the results will be published on this blog at a later date.