Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
The Ghosts of Great Republicans
Tag: Comic
Poe-tah-toe
Seems like we’ll never agree on another thing ever.
Covid is bad. Nope, covid is good and I’ve got an AK47 to prove it.
AK47’s are bad. Nope, AK47’s are a god given right (it’s in Genesis somewhere).
Bibles are bad. Nope, Bibles are good for keeping women and people of colour down.
British spellings are bad. Finally, we’ve opened a dialogue.
You suck. You first.
Fuck Social Distancing
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
Vitamin C)oronavirus
LL Cool D (Lydia Loves Cool Dick) may be shuffling off her mortal coil sooner than expected when Coronavirus kills off everyone over the age of 40. Lydia is just 41. Sadly, her love of the Cool D aged her prematurely.
Li’l Spermy: Face the Music
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.
The Great Seduction
They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
Fucking Christmas Already
Get some head start on your New Year’s Resolutions and stuff the Christmas goose. Can’t wait to see what’s served on the potatoes. Hint: pud in the spuds.
Stair-Lifter to Hell
Here are some interesting facts about Lydia. She is actually younger than Jimmy Page. Like Jimmy, she can play a monster riff. Also, like Jimmy, she kept a 14-year-old captive for sex and suffered no consequences.
Baby Got Back
Louie discovered the age-old problem that if you get too much saliva on your butt plug, it slips too much. Rookie mistake.
Teabagging at the Eiffel Tower
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.