Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
Category: Comic
Naked Breakfast at Tiffany’s
I saw the best rabbits of my degeneration
destroyed by a red wheelbarrow
and that has made all the difference.
Shape
Poems
Can suck my hairy dick
And
Balls.
I Melt With You
Happy Interdependence Day!
Apparently all the kids today are into mashups. So, for all our lil’ readers, here is a wonderful holiday mashup of Vivisection and Cock ‘N’ Balls.
Fall Up Fronts
Strangely, “Project Runaway” is not the worst of the new upcoming new shows. “NCIS: Fargo” anyone?
so much depends on a red urinal cake
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
Where the Wild Things Cum
Please don’t go. We’ll eat you up. We love you so. “And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”
Let er RIP Maurice Sendak.
A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
Local Whore Becomes Lead Stripper
Today’s Vivisection raises a few pieces of trivia. Let’s see if you can use the clues to figure out the answers.
- What city do our protagonists live in?
- What TV show starred the local whore?
- What Newspaper is Andy reading?
- Whatever happened to Kyle MacLachlan?
Davy Jones’ Locker
This Squiggles “Classic” is a thankful reminder that at least it wasn’t David Bowie who died.