Comics and Criticism
With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.
This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.
With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.
Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year. There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.
Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]
Our eternal friend is back. As self reflective as a vampire can be. We all breathlessly await part III wherein Lorcan and Rian fight to the death over who gets to deposit fiat currency at the sperm bank.
Seems like Chantix™ is coming for all the greats. It took four years to get Ray Liotta. So Stephen King still has time to pump out about 75 additional books before it gets him. Plus, he’ll have more time now that he’s off the cock-pipe.
The original MTS is shown at 5:30 am on MeTV, so you must be woke to see it. In the reboot, Steve Douglas is played by Willem Dafoe, an aging star deigning to do TV for a huge paycheck. In the reboot, Steve is a serial killer who disappears:
So basically the reboot is exactly like the original.
Deep Doo Doo (if that is your real name) may not realize that President Joe (Manchin) is far up the butt of Big TP. Most Republiqanons opposed the infrastructure bill because if they take the lead out of the water, no one would ever vote for them again.
I could have sworn that Scott Baio was the Karate Kid. Imagine my surprise to find out it was C. Thomas Howell who played Daniel. Did you know that Miyagi never said “Wax on, Wax off?” Did you know that Gwen Stefani is older now than Pat Morita was when he played Miyagi? Rest In Power Wisdom Tooth!!!
Well aware that it was Ralph Macchio! Stay tuned to this blog for more Karate Kid trivia!
Calling all libtards and MAGATS! Grab your fave hat of any color you like (unless you’re in Alabama or Texass) and give your favorite gender unspecified friend (in California or Vermont) a hand. Or a mouth. WWJOMD‽ (What would jesus or marduk do?)
