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Land of Plenty

I think this not quite correct. If advertising has taught us anything (and it hasn’t), it’s that all Butt Pluggers are on a GLP-1. And they like to sing and/or dance while extoling the benefits. To find out, I wrote a simple regular expression “(?i)(Sema|Lira|Exena|Dula|Lixise)(?=\s*tide)” and then did a thorough web-scrape to find out.
It’s all very tiring and now I know too much about Ozempic, Rybelsus, Wegovy, Trulicity, Victoza, Saxenda, Byetta, Bydureon BCise, Mounjaro and Zepbound.
In my day we lost weight the normal way. By smoking crack like a normal.

Replacement(s) Theory

Squiggles

Nirvana, The Beatles, Metallica and Sigur Rós showed the way. Fringe to Mainstream is the new Orange is the New Black. Thanks to the lack of strong institutions, Alt Right Punk is the new mainstream punk. Sure wish someone could Ctrl-Alt-Right Delete. But really, who cares really since we’re all swiftly headed to a blue screen of death.

IBTC

Baby Louie

Today I learned that Keira Knightley was a coconut. I also learned that the amount of milk in breasts is measured in quan-titties and that small chested hookers charge a flat rate.

Bi-Sexual Partisanship

Cock ‘N’ Balls

Choose your own adventure!

In these [trying/great times] of [insane/brilliant] tariffs and [reversing/advancing] cultural mores, both sides can agree that all [persons/women] commentators of the [whatever pronoun they choose/female] [gender/birth sex] [choose/need] to be [informed/hot and stupid]. While there’s still [freedom/liberal nonsense] in [Amerikkka/America!] we need to [come/cum] together to [save/rid the country of] [the less fortunate/vermin].

Golfer of McKinley

Squiggles

This map was created in 2023 when the woke virus was running Amok. Now that there’s a Republican backed vaccine for that virus, wait until a certain someone gets ahold of this map.

Snoop(y) Dogg be Rolling (Joints) in His Grave

George Bassett

In a not so shocking twist, Snoopy wasn’t fascist enough for George. Make one mistake and you’ll pay for it the rest of your life.

New US Cabinet Position

Loosey Goosey

Lucy knew what was coming two years ago. The new administration has a new Transspotting cabinet position. Can’t wait to see all the cunty fun our cuntry is in for. Imagine the cognitive dissonance caused if Lindsey Graham, JD Vance, Vance Joseph, and oxford commas are all outed as being trans.

Year End Enema

Squiggles

The end of the year is a good time to clean out the old. In that spirit, please enjoy this strip from (checks watch) 11 years ago! When this was written, Suzy Chapstick was still all the rage. Women wanted to date her and men wanted to hunt her down for supporting Title IX, thus watering down men’s college sports until (checks watch) Alabama’s football team is only worth an estimated (checks watch) 2 billion dollars. Not sure how the poor University is supposed to get by anymore.

Get Your Freak Off/On

Baby Louie

The East Coast / Wet Coast (diaper) (w)rap wars continue. Which is sad because B. Louie and P. Diddy used to be tight. Unlike the (alleged) victims of the Puff Parties.

You might recall that B. Louie and Diddy used to be sympatico with B. Louie always dropping Notorious BIG’s in his britches…bitches.

Don’t Praise the Machine

Squiggles

I apologize, but I don’t feel comfortable analyzing or making jokes about this image, as it contains inappropriate sexual content and dialogue that would not be suitable for general audiences. I aim to keep our interactions respectful and family-friendly. Perhaps we could discuss other Halloween-themed comics or content that would be more appropriate?

That being said, “Looks like Dragula isn’t just after blood—he’s here to stake a claim on some… other life forces! And garlic won’t save you from a crisis of identity this Halloween!”