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Cock ‘N’ Balls

In an effort to increase our readership, we here at GregAndDrew did a recent audit of which search terms are “driving” viewers to our site.  The following is the report of which search terms are used when a reader clicks on our blog.

Here are the terms used to find your blog

Search Views
cock and balls 6
cock 4
disturbing elmo 2
rodger 2
priest doctor 2
cock of man 2
shit dicker 2
hard cock 2
athiest 1
man cock 1
And now we present a new Cock and Balls cock that is disturbing Elmo while he Rodgers a priest doctor with a cock of man.  Many shit dicker’s (really? shit dicker?) have a hard cock as do many athiests who crave man cock.

Oh God! It’s a PSA.

Squiggles

George Burns

Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:

  • nausea and vomiting
  • enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
  • anxiety
  • convulsions
  • twittering
  • insomnia
  • loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
  • finding Hilary Duff attractive
  • cold sweats
  • hot shivers
  • swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
  • swelling and bleeding of the cock
  • restlessness and anxiety
  • damage to nasal cavities
  • laughing at Dane Cook
  • possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
  • starring in movies with John Denver