Lydia is having a Funky time. Hope she remembered to set her clock for daylight savings so that she’ll be one hour closer to meeting her maker…Phyllis Ruggerti. Speaking of which, how do we know we’re not all made by Phyllis?
Tag: Rest in Pieces
Happy Birthday Muhammed Ali
It’s actually not Muhammed Ali’s birthday. But it is O. Henry’s birthday. Bet he didn’t see that twist coming.
Happy Smother’s Day
Sure it’s a bit late, but is it ever really too late? Tell someone you love them today. Or at least smother them with a pillow. Let them know you care.
Let’s All Discuss the Affordable Care Act (AKA Obamacare) Rationally
Hard Rock
Doesn’t Lydia realize she could contract AIDS from getting stoned? She should practice safe sex and only masturbate with gravel.
so much depends on a red urinal cake
Remember 1972 when bathroom attendants everywhere wore blackface and did hilarious vaudeville routines like quoting cummings and refusing to cummings in a a white woman’s butt? And watching the premier of M*A*S*H and realizing that shitty show would go on for another 11 years and 4077 episodes?
Happy Valentime’s!
Time for a touching RIP to remind us what we all have in store for future Valentime’s Day (Yes, Goddammit, I know it’s misspelled!). Hope you get some difficult brown chocolate for the holiday.
Trans-un-stantiation
Rest in Pieces returns after a long hiatal hernia to remind us of the joys of growing old. Wonder if that was “The Blood of Christ” in her underwear? Fortunately the priest was using the new low-fat, “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Jesus” wafers.
Reese’s Feces
Don’t you love when Crankshaft takes part in a “very special” Funky? Or when the “Mad About You” crew showed up on “Friends?” Remember when “Crossing Jordan” crossed over to “Las Vegas?” I’m sure the ratings just skyrocketed then!
This crossover seems more like a Reese’s Peanut butter cup if they decided to mix Brussels Sprouts and Monkey Poop instead of Peanut Butter and Chocolate.
Happy In Depends Day
My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones. They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath). After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street). Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone? anyone?). Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums). Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust. By the way, I’m from Canada.