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Tag: Comic
Masking Mistakes
Strangely, the member of the extinct species is wearing their mask correctly, while the doctor is not (in). Of course, as Covid has shown us, scientists are idiots and we shouldn’t trust them. Unless we come down with Covid, then “Science Save Us!”
Roe vs. Kanye
Kanye goes campaigning
All you College Dropouts, make sure you are not Late Registration for voting or you might not be able to cast for Yeezus.
Please remember, whenever someone tells you “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.” What they’re really saying is “If you’re not going to vote the way I want you to, please don’t vote.”
#TrumpHarris2020 #BidenPence2020 #KanyeHanks2020
Summer Cock-Buster
Ciento Dieciseiseanera
This comic is BC. (Before Covid) You can tell because now there are no worries about anyone living more than a year in a “retirement home.” Plus 116 year-olds are not nearly as sexy.
The Ghosts of Great Republicans
Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
Poe-tah-toe
Seems like we’ll never agree on another thing ever.
Covid is bad. Nope, covid is good and I’ve got an AK47 to prove it.
AK47’s are bad. Nope, AK47’s are a god given right (it’s in Genesis somewhere).
Bibles are bad. Nope, Bibles are good for keeping women and people of colour down.
British spellings are bad. Finally, we’ve opened a dialogue.
You suck. You first.
Fuck Social Distancing
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
Vitamin C)oronavirus
LL Cool D (Lydia Loves Cool Dick) may be shuffling off her mortal coil sooner than expected when Coronavirus kills off everyone over the age of 40. Lydia is just 41. Sadly, her love of the Cool D aged her prematurely.
Li’l Spermy: Face the Music
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.